schwanz

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

by Lord Junk April 16, 2003

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwanzalicious

def1: a delicious tail.
def2: a delicious penis!

mmmm...that was schwanzalicious!

by seb October 27, 2003

Schwanz in mein arsch

A Turkish twitch streamer was streaming when a German dude donated and his username was"schwanz_in_mein_arsch" which translates to "Dick in my ass"
She then greeted him by saying "Schwanz... In mein Arsch... Salam Schwanz in mein arsch"

Salam Schwanz in mein arsch

by GHOSTNASR August 31, 2022

schwanza

Pelosi’s final speech to the house, where she christens a new holiday.

Happy Schwanza to you!

by Rastus P. Kumquat December 24, 2022

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014