schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

schmancter

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid August 5, 2008

schwastey

Another form of the word schwasted, though it is a much more effeminate term for getting drunk. Those that use it are also apt to use the words crunk, shit-show, and dandy when referring to excessive alcohol use.

Let's throw a dance party and get schwastey tonight.

by Foreskin May 28, 2007

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003