schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012

schwilly

drunk. stoned. under the influence. fucked up.




this is calans word, and if you steal it you die.

"im gettin' schwilly"

"lets get schwilly!"

"im schwillied"

by cally November 20, 2003

Schwilly

Getting drunk and said drunk is usually all fired up and boisterious all the way up to cocky and feeling froggy. Sometimes getting Schwilly is used to describe to process of Schwilling on a bottle.

"Man I heard you got arrested the other night" "Yeah I got all fucking schwilly and swung on the bouncer" Or when a friend shows up with a bottle of booze and says " hey lets get schwilly"

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

schwillboxed

Drunk past schwilled, past consciousness. Also, not a strate thing to say

JOey is on the ground and not breathing after drinking all those beers, I'd say he's schwillboxed.

Roger drinks all the time and passes out, hes a huge schwillbox

by K neild June 29, 2005

schnail!

When someone goes to pound their fist against yours, you move to the side and make a peace sign, and if you look at both hands together, you've made a SCHNAIL! You must yell "SCHNAIL!" when this occurs.

Yours is the head of the snail and the other person is the shell. Therefore: snail + shell = SCHNAIL!

He went to give some love, but instead he got schnailed. SCHNAIL!

by lilchef May 21, 2011

schwaiting

Schwaiting is the act of shopping while waiting for a friend or an appointment. It would also be a synonym for Shloitering

John was late to arrive at the mall restaurant so I had to kill some time Schwaiting for him by doing some serious shopping.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

Schwahili

Someone who is from the southern United States.

What's with the overalls? You look like a Schwahili

by Tem13 December 31, 2021