Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

schlort

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort

by Vissago December 27, 2002

Schploot

When during anal sex you pull out, the sound of the anus (re)puckering. Also called "Starfish splash"

You could hear "schploot" when I pulled my dick out of his ass.

by Scottyknowsbest August 20, 2008

schplorf

meaning everyones favourite retard

yeah man thats schplorf

by schplorf March 27, 2019

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

schploits

verb: 1. to severely fuck up.
2. to strike someone in the face with a raw piece of meat.

1. Dude, he totally schploited that shit up..
2. I'm going to schploit you in the face.

by trash_kitten June 27, 2005