Schmeeda

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

by ConvictPete June 5, 2022

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.

- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."

by JD and coke August 20, 2006

Schmëerskåhøven

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

scheemie

Someone from a housing scheme.
Originates from Glasgow and Edinburgh

Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.

by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004

Schbeebs

/ Sch'bi:bs/
Alternate spellings: Schbebes, Schpeebs, Schmeems.

noun-
A word with no meaning but with a very controversial connotation.

ARCHAIC
To deny any responsibility of creating a made up word which gains the morbid curiosity of the people around you.

Noun-
person : Did you file that report yet?
you: Schbeebs
person: What did you say? What is Schbeebs?
you:
... Hours later
person: WHAT IS SCHBEEBS!?

person: We do not talk about the Schbeebs Incident

ARCHAIC

person: He keeps saying I made the word Schbeebs but I don't even know what it means.

by CurseOfcrits February 18, 2023

schpeel

A description that is repeated frequently the same way.

She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003