schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

by Riiiles June 8, 2019

schmaverick

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007