when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities April 17, 2018
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Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.
Don't towel dry me! My hemorrhoids are inflamed.
by toweldryers June 25, 2011
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For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.
Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.
by Nineinchnails90 December 2, 2011
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