A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Agatster February 15, 2009
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A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore
Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore
by DaveDubs23 February 4, 2010
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A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
n.
A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010
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(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
by Acey December 3, 2005
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