Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Shlemiel

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

by Mata99 May 30, 2009

scheemie

Someone from a housing scheme.
Originates from Glasgow and Edinburgh

Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.

by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004

schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

schemie

British

One who hails from a council estate. Can be spotted in the wild by their traditional garb of baseball cap, tracksuit and Reebok Classics, and their native mating call of "C'mon man, jus 'gis a fag c'mon man just wan, fuckinnnnnnnnnn' just wan fag man, c'mon ya tight cunt, fuckinnnnnnnn'".

A common rodent in Scotland and Northern England.

"You and yer wee schemie rodents can fuck off back tae Leith. And take them bottles of Bucky wit ya tae"

by influx August 25, 2002

Schemie

Adolescent youth from a council estate

An adolescent hooligan who has been born and raised on a council estate (hence schemie) either male or female, noted for wearing white shell suits, fake bling and having their trackie bottoms tucked into their socks

by Will Innes December 28, 2005