schlagermilf 

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

schlagermilf by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

schlagered 

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

schlagered by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering 

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

Schlagering by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

Schlager 

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.

His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!

Schlager by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Schlager 

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

Schlager by Nick January 14, 2004

schluter

A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.

"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"

schluter by Jake March 25, 2005

schlager 

Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

schlager by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005