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Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.
by Parisian King January 5, 2008
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Brendan Schaub

A former MMA fighter who co-hosts a podcast, The Fighter and the Kid. He is friends with Joe Rogan. He appeared frequently on Joe's show, which caused his popularity to skyrocket. Although his podcasts and stand-up comedy are successful, Schaub gets a ton of hate as well.

One commonly cited reason for hating Brendan is that he's a bully. Brendan has bragged about bullying his passive-aggressive college roommate and throwing him through a glass door. He's also hated for being a habitual liar. He tells stories on his podcasts that are obviously fake, and he's unaware of how obvious it is that he's lying. He lies about altercations he's had to make himself look like the good guy. Another reason for the hate is how he acts around people. He interrupts his co-host and his guests all the time and finishes their sentences. He tries to cheat on his wife, and when people expose his infidelity he threatens to sue them and destroy their careers. Brendan is super confident in his opinions even when he's dead wrong. The exception is when he's around Joe Rogan, in that case he changes all his opinions to agree with everything Joe says.

The biggest reason that Brendan gets so much hate is the way he deals with it. If he owned up to his faults every once in a while he would have way less haters than he does.
Brendan Schaub is incredibly clever. He never lets the haters get to him because they don't matter
by Random-Cat May 21, 2022
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Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.
Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.
by MrPHP July 8, 2006
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schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
by shyjason September 5, 2005
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Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.
"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."
by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009
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malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.
Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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schlub scrub

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.
by McKupe March 12, 2015
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