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Saftey Monitor

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The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.
hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011
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saftey tape

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in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.
jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.
by paul hinton May 15, 2006
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Check no saftey

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Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.
Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"
by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020
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Tucson Saftey Switch

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When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive
I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys
by Bojangleson July 10, 2017
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Thumbing A Saftey

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A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."
by Bruce February 1, 2005
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Safety Scissoring

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The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.
I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.
by ETMZ October 9, 2014
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Safety Tap

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A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 5, 2011
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