sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

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Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

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A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020

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A sarcastic reference to one's sexual appeal meant to incur compliments, thus having a masturbatory effect.

Bro, you've gotta cut down on the sarcasturbation. It's getting pitiful.

by Leslie Gregorson October 8, 2011

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The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015

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When a friend or lover helps to get you off

Wow, Nick totally helped me with smashturbation last night after that really bad date with Sarah

by HuggerBugger September 3, 2017

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