Genetic Research

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

Reheapification

The process by which one simplifies a heap tree.

Professor: "You simplify a Heap Tree with reheapification."
Student: "Wait, did you /just/ make that up?"

by All That Jazz March 31, 2009

Early Release

When the school day is shortened for some reason, letting the students leave early and in a better mood.

Student: "We have early release today? YES!"

by Early Release October 20, 2014

releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.

Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Rebeat

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.

I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 November 6, 2015