retong

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.

Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong

by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023

Retonto

A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.

"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"

by BR Phat June 13, 2013

Rexton

A fucking sexy God. Nigga is going to get every Pussy he wants, and if you mess with him, he'll fuck you up.

Girl 1: Omg that's Rexton!
Girl 2: I want his Dick so badly
Girl 3 : I get it everyday!
Girl 4 : You lucky fucking nigga

by Hypedaddy305 November 22, 2021

Rexton

Rexton is one of the most unique people you will ever meet. Not for just anyone but admired by everyone, people are drawn to his personality, image, and character. He is confident but humble, talented especially musically and artistically, very attractive, strong, and good with style. Intelligent emotionally and intellectually, Rexton can easily understand concepts, ideas, and thought processes. He is a deep thinker and concise writer, his thoughts read like poetry. Rexton has the ability to meet people and instantly connect with them. Rexton’s personality is rare and inviting, both highly energetic and chill. He is sought out by many but keeps to himself and keeps his circle small. He loves deeply and fiercely protects the people closest to him. Rexton shouldn’t be taken for granted. Everyone who knows him values him deeply.

“i love Rexton with all my heart.”

by 12345words November 23, 2021

Reltne

An intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can't close your eyes.

My reltne lasted so long that I couldn't close my eyes and to to sleep.

by bank walker August 27, 2009

retonto

Worse than retarded. Retarded to the tenth power. retarded

"Mane, that nigga got 30 inch spinners on a Geo Metro. Mane, that nigga retonto."

by Cha-Chee Brazil December 16, 2006

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022