Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

pwent

an extra small penis, also known as a button nosed penis or a male clitoris

i thought you had a dick, but all you have is pwent!

might as well use your thumb, all you have is a pwent

by misfit892 May 13, 2016

peenk

Yes. The one and only peenk. The God. The boss. Do not disrespect him because he is hot and cool.

OMG! peenk is so hot! Go check out his twitch and YouTube!

by Dr. Peenkfan May 14, 2021

Phwank-sha-pwank

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

by kat26 June 1, 2009

Pwanker

This is the act of masturbation. Where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his penis and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. This is most commonly performed by people going by the name Jordan.

Moving a pillow wrapped around a penis up and down to climax. Known as pwanking, you are a pwanker

by Jon Beere. August 7, 2011

penke

One who has sexual relations with cattle animals. Preferably anal, but all is welcome.

He went outside to have a penke time.

by User2971 January 5, 2017

Penk

A person who likes the color Pink and Purple and they are cute with both those colors. They have their own follow group and you will always want that group to be with you.

Guy 1: What's your fav color?
Guy 2v Anything that's mixed up of Pink and Purple like Penk

by Adwick April 26, 2020