possume

(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.

I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.

by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Pussum

A ratty old sad man who clearly is a cuck and has beta energy. It's a human with possum qualities due to lack of pussy in their lives.

Davocrat is a giant pussum. He should just take his ragged ass out of the closet.

by RealPoliticalTalk.com June 30, 2023

gutted possume

another word for vigina

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.

by pussdawg April 13, 2010

Pussumupuss

Similar to a hippo, but has blond hairs, a large stomach, and napples.

Mom, look at that pussumupuss. It looks like the boy next door.

by Silas Botwin October 16, 2010

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011

Possumeo

An alternate, more awesome way, to spell Possum. Usually used in conjunction with the word "Awesomeo"

Omg did you see that Possumeo!?

Yeah, it was awesomeo possumeo.

by That white kid August 5, 2012

pussometer

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016