possumming

(v., n.) to act like a possum

Look at that chick possumming about in that tree. What a weirdo.

by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Possumming

The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.

Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.

You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.

The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.

Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.

The Three P's of Possumming

Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.

Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)

by thecomedycaptain October 29, 2012

possuming

Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.

Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.

"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters

by Matryoschka Sarah March 30, 2016

Opossumming

The practice of inserting a opossum into the rectum via pipe with the intention of deriving sexual gratification. Gerbilling often presents as a gateway to opossumming as individuals’ appetite for internal stimulation goes unsatisfied by smaller rodents. The opossum’s solitary, nocturnal tendencies make it particularly well suited for internal use though users report significantly more internal trauma compared to gerbilling.

The tender paws of the gerbil were no match for Rodney’s unique sexual demands. He soon turned to opossumming to satisfy his urges.

by Beryl Andrews March 16, 2019

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011

possuming

Also known as "Possum Wampin," "Possum Stompin" or "Possum Beatin"The act of getting a few people around, going out driving on a back country roads at about midnight or so, attempting to find, and kill, these useless rodent creatures called Opossums(possums). These creatures are commonly found wandering on the road licking the salt left on the road after winter and so early spring is the best time of year to carry out this game. Once the group of possomers comes across a possum, everyone jumps out of the vehicle and runs after the animal to surround it and the carry out the execution. They are not fast animals at all, have no natural predators, are mostly diseased, and are always found on the road flattened with their guts hangin out. And so the small game of "Possuming" has been created. Possums are usualy killed by baseball bats, pick handles, guns, chains, vehicles, and things of that sort.

Hey guys wanna go out "possuming" tonight?

by Pendiddy May 8, 2006