by Justin smallears May 27, 2010
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A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009
Get the Porntard mug.1. The feeling of waiting for others to process the brilliance of your pun.
2. The feeling of suspense you experience after you set someone up for a punny joke.
2. The feeling of suspense you experience after you set someone up for a punny joke.
Nerd: Did you hear that our chemistry teacher died?
Geek: That's sad... Where did they barium?
Nerd: Finally! I tried setting that joke up with five other people and the punticipation's been killing me.
Geek: I zinc you argon-na have to learn some less nerdy jokes.
Nerd: Mind your own bismuth.
Geek: Okay, that's enough.
Geek: That's sad... Where did they barium?
Nerd: Finally! I tried setting that joke up with five other people and the punticipation's been killing me.
Geek: I zinc you argon-na have to learn some less nerdy jokes.
Nerd: Mind your own bismuth.
Geek: Okay, that's enough.
by axoff March 3, 2011
Get the punticipation mug.The best seaside city to go on vacation if you want to act like a celebrity. Even if you´re staying in a shack and driving a piece of crap, you´ll think you´re the king of the world and be even more desperate to get as many stickers (of EVERYTHING, banks, supermarkets, stores, services, gas stations, tea etc, etc, etc)to presume that you went to "Punta" and went to the Conrad Hotel (the best 5 stars in Latin America) even if you just went to the hall to see the limos and try to spot someone famous.
If you´re really "chic" then you hate the stickers ruining your SUV window, if you´re poor or normal, you´ll come back with no space in your windows and full of t-shirts and souvenirs on whick you spent a fortune on.
If you´re really "chic" then you hate the stickers ruining your SUV window, if you´re poor or normal, you´ll come back with no space in your windows and full of t-shirts and souvenirs on whick you spent a fortune on.
1)"Man, I went to Punta del Este!"
"Yeah, I saw you car, Mr. Bank Boston!"
2)-I heard Paris Hilton was gonna be there, but that´s what they say every year
-Really? omfg then I´m going!
"Yeah, I saw you car, Mr. Bank Boston!"
2)-I heard Paris Hilton was gonna be there, but that´s what they say every year
-Really? omfg then I´m going!
by Luchi December 9, 2007
Get the punta del este mug.what you yell when you are excited, angry, happy, or frustrated. Means pencil sharpener in Spanish. SACA PUNTA!!!!
Guy1: SACA PUNTA!!
Guy2: You must be feeling extremely emotional!
Spanishguy: Pencil sharpener? QUE?!?!?!?!
Guy2: You must be feeling extremely emotional!
Spanishguy: Pencil sharpener? QUE?!?!?!?!
by jimbobcurtis April 3, 2009
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the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 5, 2005
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