"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."
or
"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
or
"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
by Programmator November 13, 2020
An individual skilled at writing software code.
Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.
Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.
They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.
Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.
Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.
They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.
Non-programmer: What's the difference between Python and C++?
Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.
Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.
by Godlesscommie February 13, 2009
by david w spencer. rev. December 07, 2005
(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:
1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;
2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;
For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;
2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;
For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
by AInternetUser November 01, 2019
The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.
Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?
Who says I think that?
Everybody, I heard you say it.
How did you hear me?
Who says I think that?
Everybody, I heard you say it.
How did you hear me?
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 04, 2020
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.
by hot lunch April 14, 2005