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prositive by boiitismeeee January 20, 2017
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Prioritised
A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.
Prioritised by Prioritised July 14, 2021
proficiency problem
proficiency problem by hudzell September 7, 2021
certificate of proficiency
A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.
“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”
certificate of proficiency by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020
Profilism
An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.
(sample dialogue)
Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?
Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.
Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.
Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?
Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.
Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.
Profilism by Tom Beline April 25, 2008
Promitis
To be superfantastically excited for an upcoming event called Prom. You have been waiting impatiently for the event and now that Prom night is not far away, you've been experiencing strong, impatient feelings about how long it is taking for Prom to get here. Some people encounter side effects like irritability, craziness, and an intense eagerness.