profitise

To profit from something/one

Chris profitised off small children in Africa

by CarnageLTK June 16, 2023

Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

by kameHouse May 12, 2020

not-for-profitute

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

by ViHelena April 23, 2017

Fear Profiteer

1. Someone who stands to gain power, influence or funding by spreading fear in the general population. 2. A sophisticated type of 21st century fear monger who uses PR methods to generate panic, doubt and free-floating anxiety. 3. Dick Cheney and his ilk.

Thanks to that Fear Profiteer in Wyoming, all shampoo bottles will be banned on U.S. flights.

by Peter Kobs July 17, 2009

proficiency

A high degree or skill

I have a proficiency in painting

by Lougain Ismail November 2, 2017

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020