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Profitate
It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.
When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.
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not-for-profitute
A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.
"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
not-for-profitute by ViHelena April 23, 2017
Fear Profiteer
1. Someone who stands to gain power, influence or funding by spreading fear in the general population. 2. A sophisticated type of 21st century fear monger who uses PR methods to generate panic, doubt and free-floating anxiety. 3. Dick Cheney and his ilk.
Fear Profiteer by Peter Kobs July 17, 2009
Profitate
Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.
Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
Profitate by Insigniarum May 12, 2020
Pandemic Profiteer
An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
Pandemic Profiteer by YAWA July 7, 2020
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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