by calidrunk July 13, 2010
Get the portuguese diesel mug.The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
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When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
by PortugeseChocolateBitches November 2, 2012
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European Latin language spoken officially for about 200 millions people in eight countries worldwide, mainly in South America, Africa and Europe. It's also unofficially spoken in parts of India, Southern Asia and Africa.
Although Portuguese and Spanish are different languages, they have the same root in ancient Latin and therefore are mutually intelligible.
European Latin language spoken officially for about 200 millions people in eight countries worldwide, mainly in South America, Africa and Europe. It's also unofficially spoken in parts of India, Southern Asia and Africa.
Although Portuguese and Spanish are different languages, they have the same root in ancient Latin and therefore are mutually intelligible.
john Kerry's wife, Teresa, and popstar Nelly Furtado speak Portuguese fluently.
After independence, East Timor decided that Portuguese, along with Tetum, would be its official languages.
After independence, East Timor decided that Portuguese, along with Tetum, would be its official languages.
by Dino March 11, 2005
Get the Portuguese mug.When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016
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Get the portugesa mug.Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Andrew: I live with some portugeezers
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
by crabhands February 9, 2009
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