Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

porntacular

used when something is awesome. awsome the way porn is awesome. but porn is so much more then awesome. so an awesome thing like that could totally be porntacular.

guy1: Dude! I slept with my girlfriend and her stopmom last night.
guy2: holy shit dude, that's porntacular!

by vee gabonza September 13, 2006

pornict

a person whos really addicted to porn, like really addicted, very addicted more than a normal person, watches porn every day and night,

pornict is a mix of the word porn and addict

man: im really addicted to porn, i can say im a porn addict
virgin: IM REALLY ADDICTED TO PORN, LIKE IM A PORNICT i do it in the night and day, i do it at work, i do it at an interview, i do it at the dinner table cause i still live with my mom in the basement at 45 years old

by pessimismgod May 10, 2020

PornTache

Either goatee style facial hair or a mustache that is more commonly sported by male Porn stars.

Have you seen Big Will with his Porntache.

by Big Will August 21, 2003

Pornichet

The last non-sexual word you see before masturbating.

User: *Types porn on google*

Google: pornichet

User: *wtf is that, oh well*

by mojo_2170 September 13, 2011

pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

by mrdog April 8, 2006

pornicorn

Mythical creature that appears during the brief euphoria of orgasm during sexual intercourse. Its anatomy consists of:

4 Legs
4 Breasts
1 Octuplet Dildo (in place of tongue)

and of course...

a big, black, floppy donkey dick.

The pornicorn strode into the room as I came in her eye.

by Bob and Ed September 17, 2008