poptard 

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

poptard by emii October 2, 2007

Poptard 

Peer, especially 35 or younger, who is wholly and naively oblivious to pop culture, and not because he or she thinks it's cool not to know pop culture. Individual is simply in another world.

Henry: Joe asked me to get him an Ariana Grande at Starbucks.

Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.

Poptard by Jeb6720 September 20, 2015

Poptard 

A person of average- to-low intelligence who is ignorant in general, yet boasts an excessively useless knowledge of pop culture.

That poptard Kelly watches nothing but " E!" News and the Kardashians, and reads nothing but "In Touch" magazine.

Poptard by Bluejayray October 28, 2017

poptard 

A rejected boy-band member, now making a living off of staring in lame reality TV shows.

Remember that poptard from that old boy band group? What a moron.

poptard by jschiro99 March 7, 2019

Poptard 

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded

He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!

Poptard by McPoptard February 11, 2021

Poptard 

Insult against people who are poptarts and are retarded.

Person 1: hey, I’m a poptart and retarded

Person 2: shut the fuck up poptard

Poptard by TheRookieBased April 14, 2021

poptard 

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

poptard by igyene June 10, 2024