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face-pooping 

When you use facebook while on the crapper.
Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
face-pooping by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.
Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!
poopingtons by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011

pooping back and forth 

When one person poops into another person's butthole, and that person poops back into the original person's butthole. They then continue this, back and forth with the same poop.
Here is a picture of pooping back and forth... ))<>((
pooping back and forth by K Page January 14, 2008

pooping smile 

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
pooping smile by b3nis March 8, 2018

poopling 

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.
There was a small poopling on the ground.
poopling by Pooperooni July 12, 2009
Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.