Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.
A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.
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