The act of (either purposefully or accidentally) clogging the toilet, but removing any evidence of the clog. This leaves the clog for the next person that uses the toilet.
Dammit! All I did was piss in the toilet, but it won't flush! Somebody poopitaged me!!
Poopita is a poopy person who poopseverything up and makes it poopy and they can be unpoopy for a while but you know that eventually they will poop everything up u-u
For example: Oh wow my friend is such a poopita I just know our friendship won't last for long
Poopita is a poopy person who poopseverything up and makes it poopy and they can be unpoopy for a while but you know that eventually they will poop everything up
Example: Oh wow my friend is such a poopita I just know our friendship won't last for long
When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.
Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.