Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
Get the Ninja Proofing mug.by Poofing:) September 12, 2009
Get the poofing mug.Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004
Get the poofinger mug.by rp1 May 23, 2007
Get the poopfinity mug.A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.
DAMN... poofinger again!
by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004
Get the poofinger mug.Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.
by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018
Get the Poofing mug.The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.
Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"
by KAOS217 January 9, 2008
Get the Poofin mug.