poopfinity

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

by rp1 May 23, 2007

Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

popefinity

The closest one can come to death without actually dying.

Pope John Paul II hasn't croaked yet, but they keep us updated as he nears popefinity.

by zenwitch April 1, 2005

Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.

I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!

by ZenPulse January 18, 2022