Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008

Poopipulate

(puːpɪpjəˌleɪt)
verb

1. To manipulate fecal matter with one's hands or by means of a tool, as through inspection, analysis, or curiosity.

2. Also, the noun "poopipulation", the act of poopipulating

"Some quick poopipulation will surely uncover that nickel I ate yesterday!"

"The strange gem-like sheen of Jeremy's shit spurred him to poopipulate it until his Mom got home and asked him what the fuck he was doing"

by notanyonethatdeservesattention August 21, 2013

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

Poopiphany

an intuitive perception of, or insight into the essential meaning of something, intrinsically connected with ones own existence (whilst sitting on the toilet)

I just had the most awe inspiring poopiphany

by Hotdog Zanzibar August 11, 2010

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015