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poopiphany 

When one has a sudden insight into reality, or the meaning of life, whilst taking a poop.
Guys, I was sitting on the toilet, and realized that I didn't need a boyfriend to make me feel better. It was the best poopiphany yet!
poopiphany by WhyNotFrampton June 2, 2008
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Poopiphany 

an intuitive perception of, or insight into the essential meaning of something, intrinsically connected with ones own existence (whilst sitting on the toilet)
I just had the most awe inspiring poopiphany
Poopiphany by Hotdog Zanzibar August 11, 2010

Poopiphany 

An epiphany that occurs to one while pooping.
My husband came out of the bathroom exclaiming his excitement over his poopiphany.
Poopiphany by thisgalsal January 23, 2021

Poopiphany 

The event in which you’re sitting on the toilet, taking a poop, and you suddenly have an epiphany.
Last week Kayla lost the keys to my car and while taking a dump, I had a poopiphany - I can just hotwire it!
Poopiphany by Rehv0e February 6, 2021

Poopiphany 

An epiphany only achievable while in a state of deep thought caused by the clarity one receives while defecating for long undistracted periods of time.
I forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom with me so I had no distractions to interrupt myself from having a Poopiphany.
Poopiphany by Ninfiabell October 27, 2023

Potpiphany 

Noun: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something that has been induced by smoking marijuana.
Last night, the doors of perception were opened and I had a grand potpiphany while laughing at Fox news. Rupy (Rupert Everett)has got to be one of us. No one can be that evil. He's like Andy Kaufman, a comic genius. The joke is on us. Right? Right?!

porniphany 

Mostly related to internet porn, p. relates to the moment when the viewer reached an orgasm and subsequently looks at the material in question in disgust.
I totally had a porniphany last night after I jerked off to "Who's Nailin' Paylin"! That shit is disgusting!
porniphany by djuppeltier August 28, 2010
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