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Pooch

A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
by Ideosynchronicity July 7, 2009
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Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other
I love you pooches
by Muliticus May 30, 2019
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pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards
They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!
by Kevin Break May 14, 2008
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Pooch

Damn, check out that girl's pooch!
by nickle_ass May 25, 2010
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pooch

occurs in a few Frank Zappa songs always as a verb, usually meaning fuck, also to form a particular embouchure
wouldn't pooch the guys in the band; sides of their faces pooch out at the corners
by ra23871 August 31, 2013
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pooch

I regreted boning her after I saw that pooch.

My mom gave me birth from that pooch.

Hail the pooch.

Seth Rogan was once a pooch.
by jesuswasahippy September 28, 2011
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Pooch

Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told
"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"
by Sloankettering March 16, 2015
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