plockitysock

A classic traditional british dish where you stuff your omelette with pebbles, glass, rocks, bird bones and cum.

"What's your favourite dish from Tesco? Mine is the hoogagloggydickfuck"
"Oh, really? Mine is the plockitysock!"

by DogBreathisDope March 1, 2023

Plocka Äpplen

Plocka äpplen används när man tycker att någon ska ta på någons pung. Vanligtvis så används "äpplen" när någon person har stor pung, termen kan ändå användas fast man kan även ändra från "äpplen" till "vindruvor" eller "russin". Ordet används oftast med "hans" (Han) mellan "plocka" och "äpplen". En svordom fungerar också emellan.

Används ibland som skällsord mot bögar, små människor eller smarta människor.

"Du kan fan ta och plocka hans jävla äpplen"

"Gå och Plocka Äpplen någon annanstans"

by GetGoodWeed June 2, 2016

Plocterist

The scientific name for a cock sucking faggot

Markell: yo Jeff pay for the fuckin pizza

Jeff: i payed for the last 5 asshole

James: Wow you guys are plocterists

by JayZX24 June 27, 2008

plocktonhigh

A shithole
That is the only way to describe it a big fucking shit hole they try to call a school it looks more like a a fucking prison

“Ayy bruv does you go to that plocktonhigh “
Yeah what a fucking shithole it is

by Greengrasstea October 14, 2020

plock

To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.

Wing Chan just plocked another one!

by Grant October 1, 2003

plockity

walking in a fashion where your knee reaches your chest and then the leg extends out from there to hit the ground and so on. Like John cleese in the famous silly walks sketch.

look at 'im bruv! 'ees walking all plockity like!

by baz January 20, 2005

plochmans

plochmans, your mom used plochmans to wash out your mouth as punishment not realizing that you thought it was delicious, plochmans

plochmans, whaddaya like frenchs ya coward, plochmans
plochmans, hope ya like flavor, plochmans

by ploch man s July 21, 2009