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Plocka Äpplen 

Plocka äpplen används när man tycker att någon ska ta på någons pung. Vanligtvis så används "äpplen" när någon person har stor pung, termen kan ändå användas fast man kan även ändra från "äpplen" till "vindruvor" eller "russin". Ordet används oftast med "hans" (Han) mellan "plocka" och "äpplen". En svordom fungerar också emellan.

Används ibland som skällsord mot bögar, små människor eller smarta människor.
"Du kan fan ta och plocka hans jävla äpplen"

"Gå och Plocka Äpplen någon annanstans"
Plocka Äpplen by GetGoodWeed June 2, 2016

Plocka päron i motvind 

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg
Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."
(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.
Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!
plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

pockabook 

What mum calls her hand bag.
Hey Billy boy, pass me my pockabook so we can go get some ice cream.
pockabook by Burbank Hayes April 21, 2011

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007
After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
Plock by Sews October 8, 2017
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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