unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.

Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man

by Maves December 12, 2012

Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.

Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"

by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011

Pure Pioneers

A crazy group of lunatics that believe that their way of life is the only correct way to live. They constantly try to impose their beliefs on others. They are anti gay and lesbian and anti sex education in schools. They got their start by opposing a teen pep program in Clearview Regional High School. They are few and far between but cause a great deal of problems to a community and local school boards. Are generally associated with religious fanatics that are blind to the people around them. Same group of people tried to have Harry Potter books removed from libraries for being anti religion and corrupting the minds of the young. People in this group are completely crazy and only cause a nascence for people around them.

pure pioneers crazy sex education anti sex education anti Harry Potter religious fanatics anti gay anti lesbian

by With a clear view February 26, 2009

unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.

no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.

by Maves December 12, 2012

pozone

the region between one's nutsack and asshole.

i.e. the taint.

Bonner's going to suffocate in the pozone unless you give her an extension on her paper.

by balls.cuba April 30, 2009

Pioneer Middle School

A dumbass school where you're either a Jew, wannabe ghetto, red neck, or just plain white. Everyone thinks they so cool because they juul and smoke weed. The teachers are child molesters and the news are there every other week.

Kid 1: "what school you go to?"
Kid 2: "pioneer middle school"
Kid 1: *gets up and leaves*

by Thisisdumb April 30, 2019

Pazoned

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.

Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.

by BackToNormal June 26, 2004