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patchy twat

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.
My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.
by demhorses December 12, 2020
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Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.
Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.
by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017
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basilton grimm-pitch

Basilton grimm-pitch is only the best sassy gay vampire/wizard youll ever hear about. He also has a fat crush on his enemy Simon Snow.
Simon: Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is so evil! Hes plotting!! hes also kinda cute. like, really cute.
by Ayeeeeeeee123 July 12, 2017
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torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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pitchin

Selling illegal drugs in order to obtain a profit.
I was out pitchin all night tryna get paid.
by Corey Dyson May 1, 2005
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Resting Pitch Face

A facial condition, visually resembling the widely common "Resting Bitch Face" expression, however it only occurs when an individual is pitching or presenting a company, product or service on stage, in front of an audience.
Look at her! That's a legit resting pitch face right there!
Wow, that guy is clearly suffering from the resting pitch face syndrome.
by LatvianUnicorn November 12, 2020
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patchy twat

A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.
I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!
by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020
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