pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Pillowsexual

Apparently you want to fuck a pillow and thats all.

Look at Peter! he really be humpin' the pillow.
He is Pillowsexual. Duhhh

by Saeneonchii March 10, 2021

piloned

1. The process by which something is conquered.
2. To make something your bitch.

That chick got piloned; I piloned that exam.

by Seff J. October 23, 2013

pizzowned

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".

You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?

by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004

Pizowned

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever

OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore

by Justin April 21, 2004

Pillowgeddon

The utter destruction of a down pillow or pillows in a confined space, or the evidence thereof. Some pillow fights can result in pillowgeddon, but not all pillowgeddons are the result of a pillow fight.

I placed a beloved goose down bolster pillow handmade for my wife by her long dead aunt in the dryer. When I opened the dryer door after multiple drying cycles I was witness to pillowgeddon.

by Rob Dove July 12, 2011

Pillowed

To be so drunk that you vomit.

"Eeeeew, Phil got pillowed last night."

by DDude700 December 11, 2009