Palintology

The study of why God hid dinosaur bones all over the earth 6000 years ago, advocated by Sarah Palin.

As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.

by Sean The King January 18, 2009

palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.

Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.

by snappy2 October 27, 2008

palintificate

To blabber endlessly about an unrelated topic to avoid a difficult or inconvenient question.

I asked him why there was lipstick on his collar, but instead of answering, he palintificated on string theory.

by Doc Ok February 22, 2009

Palintologist

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.

Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.

by benighse November 20, 2009

Palintics

Any item in reference to the political venue or agenda regarding the Republican 2008 Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin.

Political Discussion: "Giving cronies more tax breaks sounds somewhat like, Palintics, don't you think?"

Overbudget Projects: "I think the boys downtown would be mad at this new office building. It is so expensive and not very useful. Very much like Palintics!"

Covering up a pregnancy or an affair: "Dude! I think that if you lie to your girlfriend about your other girlfriend and the fact that you got her knocked up, it wouldn't be right! Otherwise, you'll be playing Palintics, for sure!"

by Mike the Arf October 30, 2008

plinth

the sexiest word a woman can say. seriously. get her to mouth it to you....








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"plinth"

by arsia June 20, 2003

Palintologist

A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.

If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.

by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009