palintificate

To blabber endlessly about an unrelated topic to avoid a difficult or inconvenient question.

I asked him why there was lipstick on his collar, but instead of answering, he palintificated on string theory.

by Doc Ok February 22, 2009

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by Jeff D June 14, 2004