peta

Cigarette made of marijuana or haschisch, usually mixed with tobacco and having a cardboard filter in the Spanish style. Joint.
Hazte un peta, tío! Roll a joint, man!

by fonsucu June 10, 2008
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Please eat this ass

While some might think of peta as “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals” they are wrong.
omfg khyber u are so sexy peta”
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The Spanish word for joint.
Smoke that peta.
Passa el peta.
by sammy davis February 19, 2005
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A group of militant extremist, who only believe their oppinions count. They will step over a starving human so they can rescue a flea covered rat from a storm drain. If you disagree with their views they will attack.
The PETA members beat the shit out of a homeless man because he ate a hotdog he found in the trash.
by phillyfan September 21, 2006
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Pussies
Eating
Tofu
Abnormally
I love meat, so don't fucking tell me what I can and can not eat, you bastards!
by Druss May 31, 2005
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1 A group of obsessive and hysterical animal rights
loonies and selfish image-conscious celebs who want to
unrealistically make all animals free and wild again, but
know NOTHING about animals, or the fact that for the sake
of animals and humans, the relationship between the two
must continue, and that some things they stupidly
criticize (zoos and safari parks for example) are
important in reintroducing animals into the wild, and
teaching people about wildlife.

2 Psycho vegans who dare to condemn meat eaters and
manipulate them with their lies and false "facts" (when
if they tried it on in the wasteland of Alaska or the
Steppes of Mongolia, they wouldn't last five minutes)
while simultaneously (and needlessly) killing most of the
animals in their care, and earning an enormous amount of
hatred from embarrassed normal vegans and vegetarians.

3 Ironic hippies who criticize humanity's violence on
one another but would readily (and hypocratically)
contribute to it by "slicing a dude's throat in a second"
(thanks for proving my point JayR - I owe you a pint for
that) because they hate people and think humans are evil,
when some animals DO kill for fun (dolphins on porpoises)
and most carnivores are far more violent when they kill
their prey (and eat it alive - which we rarely do in most
of the world and all of the civilised one).

4 Psycho vegans who equate meat eaters to Nazis (who
ironically had the same contempt for human rights while
upholding animal rights), and target children with their
lying propaganda.

5 Porn stars who think it's "brave" or "daring"
or "shocking" to strip naked to promote animal rights
when nobody actually cares or is impressed.

6 Spineless cowards who condemn people ONLY after they die
(Steve Irwin for example) for not fitting into their
crazy ideals, while said stiff did more in their life to
care for and inspire people about animals than PETA ever
could.
PETA SUPPORTER: Eating meat is bad for you, and cruel to animals, and I'm going to be laughing at your children when you're dead from a stroke AND heart attack AND obesity, and I'm 100 years old!

ME: Don't worry, that's absolutely fine! It'd be better to die of "meat poisoning" than eat veggies to live to become a 100 year old vegetable with no teeth, live in a nursing home for the final years of your miserable life, and having to be cleaned naked by some poor underpaid lowlife while you cut loose and brick all over them because you can't control your bladder.
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Enrique smoked a peta.
Passa el peta.
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