pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

percules

Rapped in Juice WRLD’s “Make Beleive”, it’s a combination of the drug Percocet and Hercules. Saying he’s stronger/better on Percocet I think .

Me and Stan, we alike but he ain’t nicer than me
He was drunk-drivin
Me, I’m just straight Percules

by LyricsHuh March 28, 2019

Porcelain Rodeo

A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.

Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.

by Jankthetank March 12, 2020

perkele

common finnish curse word for damn god of thunder which later became a joke

Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

Porcelain Stainer

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

by ..WiL May 24, 2005