Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

Penigites

A disorder in arms that makes them look like a mans pee pee

Wow! Look Billy has got a hugs penigites

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

Peniscus

A synonym for a penis

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound

by Goou November 23, 2019

penistastic

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.

As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.

by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

peniscaust

When 3+ men are in a room annihilating a women with there penis

"holy shit its a peniscaust!"

by BigPenis12321321 February 18, 2022

Penoritus

When one's penor goes flaccid for a extended amount of time.

Hey where was Allen the day of your party. He had a bad case of penoritus and stayed home wacking it instead. Cool ill stay away from him for a while.

by Sirdrinksalot October 21, 2022

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011