Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009

ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

by Kara September 25, 2005

Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Ped

Ped is the combination of colours pink and red.

Pink+Red=Ped

Person: Is that pink hair?

Another Person: No it must be red!

You: No, it's Ped.

by Baka0509 November 24, 2016

ped

1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).

1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.

by Mr. Clean May 31, 2004

ped

Swahili for getting drunk

andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!

by drizzle May 25, 2004

ped

A person that you can take advantage of or boss around without any objection from them.

Mark does all my chores for me he is my ped.

I think John is a ped because he does everyone's work.

by Nemous SAC January 3, 2017