pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003

Pedophilia 

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

Pedophilia by whatever August 25, 2003

Pedophilian 

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

Pedophilian by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

paecrophiliac 

A condition in which a person experiences sexual desires for the dead young.

a:Y'know steve the kindergarten teacher? I found some cyanide in his coat pocket
b:He's a paecrophiliac

paecrophiliac by The righteous one March 4, 2004

pedophilicious 

Adj. A word made up by me to describe a girl in high school, or underage in general, who looks so good if you were legal you wouldnt mind being having sex with. Thus, making you a pedophile.

"Wow she's hot!" "Yeah, she's worth the 5 to 10 years." "Yeah, she sure is pedophilicious!"

pedophilicious by david from the stack December 22, 2005

pedophilia 

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

pedophilia by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006