PB&J

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.
"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."
by dannydanndann October 02, 2020
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PB&J

Stands for personal bowl and joint. It's used to disguise one's activities when they are trying to get high fast.

It's less commonly used for: personal bong and joint or personal blunt and joint.
mom: "Honey, what are you doing in there?"
son: "Oh, nothing, just enjoying a PB&J."
by sideso March 15, 2009
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PB&J

An acronym for Pack a Bowl and Jam. Most often used by musicians before a jam session.
Yo! Let's PB&J!
by puttamaikaqinurmauth April 07, 2011
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Pb&j

Fucking a girl anally then pulling a poo cock out and sticking in her period vagina
by Warrday October 01, 2020
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PB & J

I'll have both types of PB & J please. Yes, the sandwich and the weed.
by divinedevotion April 03, 2011
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PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011
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PB&J

When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
by bell.end October 25, 2018
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