pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

pb&j

a public blow job

when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j

by Shangri-la_Soldier July 7, 2011

pb&j

A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl

"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"

by pahbzz January 13, 2008

pb&j

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.

I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.

by blackabe September 5, 2011

pb&j

To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube

Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"

by fire dog dog April 24, 2014

pb&j

pooping during your period.

"at least guys don't have to deal with pb&j every damn month."

by chloette July 28, 2008

pb&j

When you take a shit in your girlfriend's vagina during her period.

I love it when a guy gives me a good old fashioned PB&J.

by Xander Mander November 16, 2007