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your girlfriend screemed ouch!!! as i ripped open her vagina with my large penis
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Ouch

Ouch: Used to express sudden pain or dis-pleasure.
When your husband comes home from work and says in a manic, pissed off voice, shrill voice in front of your children, "We don't have any fucking money and you 10 years ago sold your 401k to pay off our credit cards and we had to file bankrupcty and we still have no fucking money!" And all you can say is , "Ouch" and walk away.

When your husband wakes up in the morning and says he overslept 10 minutes and he feels tired and it is your fault because you had sex with him the night before and it is his fault. And you say "Ouch" and walk away bow legged.

When your Sister keeps calling you and you have been sober for three days and you have not slept for three days and you forgot your estrogen patch and have had night sweats and she keeps telling you on the phone you sound drunk, and you say, "Ouch" and hang up and tear off your estrogen patch and say FUCK YOU!
by annabelle leebelle April 9, 2012
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its what you say when someone falls off their skateboard and cracks their head open
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Ouch

A sound you do when you get hurt.

Another word: ow
Person 1:Gets hit by Person 2*
Person 2:Whoops.
Person 1:Bruh that hurts.
Person 2:Ouch then.
by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020
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Josh's back
This picture of Josh's back is the pure meaning of "Ouch"
by anonymous April 3, 2025
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ouch potato

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.
John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.
by VonKrokar February 25, 2009
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Ouch that hurt

A phrase that Daniel Seavey said during the “compliment battle” where Seavey and his band mates read the cringest comments and tried not to laugh. While Zach Herron was reading a comment that read “I hate you” Seavey said “ouch that hurt” in a high pitched voice
Zach: *reading the comment* you take my breath away I hate you

Daniel: ouch that hurt
by Love_ 101 September 3, 2019
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