the single most underrated comedy of all time. Released in '99, Written by the famous Mike Judge, and Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Diedrich Bader and Gary Cole, among others.
Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
by SonoraBloom May 13, 2005
Get the Office Space mug.Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
by The Saint 7 November 29, 2016
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When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022
Get the Ellenville Office Stool mug.Arguably the best movie ever made. Written and directed by the creator of Beavis and Butthead - Mike Judge. The main character, Peter Gibbons, played by Ron Livingston, hates his repetitive, monotonous job working in Initech with his buddies Samir Naheenanajad and Michael Bolton. Fed up with his job, Peter decides to see an occpational hypnotherapist who helps him to relax by hypnotising him into temporarily not caring, however he dies before taking the hypnosis off of Peter, leaving him in a relaxed, care-free state of mind which makes for a hilarious movie.
The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.
If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.
The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.
If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.
Samir: "I do not understand why no one in this country can pronounce my last name, its not that difficult.. NA-HEE-NANA-JAD, Naheenanajad"
Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"
Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."
Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"
Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"
{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"
Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "
Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"
Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."
Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"
Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"
{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"
Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "
by Niggerachy July 29, 2008
Get the office space mug.Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.
by jizzcock June 18, 2003
Get the office space mug.Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
by unlemongoose September 19, 2009
Get the DIrty Fergie "Office Style" mug.When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.
Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."
by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012
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