J1tt3rbug's definitions

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012